Everyday clothing that goes hard

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Go Fast Logo T

Go Fast Logo T

Go Fast Logo T

$49.95
Ladies Skidpig Crop T

Ladies Skidpig Crop T

Ladies Skidpig Crop T

$49.95
Skidpig Retro T

Skidpig Retro T

Skidpig Retro T

$49.95
Skidpig Sweater

Skidpig Sweater

Skidpig Sweater

$59.95
Skidpig T

Skidpig T

Skidpig T

$49.95
Skidpig Vintage T

Skidpig Vintage T

Skidpig Vintage T

$49.95

who the hell are we?

We’re Clutch Haus — a Brisbane based proudly loud, slightly unhinged, quality-obsessed clothing brand built for the legends who know life’s better driving fast with a touch of chaos in the air.

Yeah, it's pretty basic and completely bogan driven with some questionable decisions — but it’s all part of the culture. But here’s the twist: while the designs are loose, the standards aren’t.

Our shirts are made properly. Thick, premium fabric. Solid stitching. Fits that don’t turn into sad, twisted rags after one wash. This isn’t servo-bargain-bin gear — it’s high-quality kit built to survive the pub, the paddock, and whatever the weekend throws at you.

We back bold graphics, cheeky slogans, and designs your mum might not approve of — all printed on shirts that actually feel bloody good to wear.

Clutch Haus isn’t fast fashion. It's high quality threads. Low quality humour.

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